random stuff i guess

diadraws:

panel 1 of a comic. marinette dupain cheng and adrien agreste from miraculous ladybug are shown from the waist-up, side by side. marinette, a lanky teenager with shiny dark blue hair says "so you really were created only 2 years an six days ago?" with a somewhat puzzled expression. Adrien, a shorter teenager with light tan skin and blond hair, looks similarly stumped, responding "I guess? nathalie said it was the day my mom died."ALT
panel 2. Marinette looks down at her phone, idly using it while adrien rambles. from off-screen, adrien says "i swear, i remember my sixth birthday so well, though..." "but i can't find any photos of it. so i guess it really didn't happen?"ALT
panel 3. a close-up of marinette's pink and white phone. all that is visible of marinette is her hand, showing her nails are painted pink. on the screen is adrien's Duolingo profile, with a cute black cat as the profile picture and an orange pop up indicating that his chinese streak is 736 days long. Off-screen, adrien continues to speak, saying "I've grown like an inch since my mom died so i think i still age normally-" "and bunnyx said i definietly LOOK 32 in the future, so i guess in that regard it doesn't matter-" these two speech bubbles are partially obscured by Marinette's phone to indicate her being somewhat distracted. She then interrupts him, saying "wait a second".ALT
panel 4. again, marinette and adrien are shown side-by side from the waist up. Marinette holds up her phone, showing the duolingo screen to adrien. with a neutral expression, she says "your duolingo streak is the same number of days you've been alive." adrien is flabbergasted, pausing for a moment with his mouth hanging open before saying "oh my god you're right"ALT

he came out of the test tube with 3 streak freezes

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soybeenss:

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bobzanotto:

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the poetry of Vewwa asking not to draw a puddle of blood… and then drawing a puddle of blood at the end

You won't believe your eyes,

Ten thousand naked guys

Anonymous

girlfoxcock:

girlfoxcock:

that means… twenty thousand cocks…

I made a miscalculation.

nah, it’s a snake and shark guy orgy. you’re right on the money(shot)

hungry-blue-dragon:

hungry-blue-dragon:

for your consideration: one kobold riding your face, distracting you from the second kobold’s jaws creeping up your thighs

adding to this: first kobold wants more and her netherlips spread over your face, your head, and quickly pin your arms

they meet in the middle in a competition - the one with your legs can gulp you down if an orgasm weakens her grip, but if she holds out long enough, she gets her friend’s scales rubbing her insides as well, even more stuffed than usual

jayrockin:

Inane worldbuilding minutia of the day: there is a viral dance craze in Runaway to the Stars “modern day” (approx. 2325), because what is society without a viral dance craze. It began on Martian social media and then spread to the rest of the human internet via the extranet social platform Megaforum.

It is called “The Whop.”

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It takes some skill to to whop quickly without losing your balance, and videos of skilled whoppers dancing in increasingly ridiculous and inconvenient locations has plagued the human internet for years now. It has a resurgence every time a new bubble of human space discovers and spreads it.

There is also a two-person version of The Whop:

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Two-person whopping is extremely popular among children, much to the dismay of their elders. If you don’t pay attention and keep time with the other party, it’s extremely easy to slap them square in the face. Video compilations of people getting injured while whopping abound. School nurses have seen many victims of the viral dance, sent in with bruises and bloodied noses after whopping too hard.

In honour of this blog being marked as nsfw:


if you nut in the game you nut in real life

Anonymous

probablybadrpgideas:

Like, as a general rule, or me specifically?

That’s what the kobolds under the table are for

xenodogartz:

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commission for @dragongirlsnout !

How tall is typhlosion lady?

Anonymous

bri-wolfer:

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a bit rude to ask a lady of her height if she towers over you

eclairscollection:

$180 comic commission for Landreu 

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