he came out of the test tube with 3 streak freezes
the poetry of Vewwa asking not to draw a puddle of blood… and then drawing a puddle of blood at the end
You won't believe your eyes,
Ten thousand naked guys
that means… twenty thousand cocks…
I made a miscalculation.
nah, it’s a snake and shark guy orgy. you’re right on the money(shot)
for your consideration: one kobold riding your face, distracting you from the second kobold’s jaws creeping up your thighs
adding to this: first kobold wants more and her netherlips spread over your face, your head, and quickly pin your arms
they meet in the middle in a competition - the one with your legs can gulp you down if an orgasm weakens her grip, but if she holds out long enough, she gets her friend’s scales rubbing her insides as well, even more stuffed than usual
Inane worldbuilding minutia of the day: there is a viral dance craze in Runaway to the Stars “modern day” (approx. 2325), because what is society without a viral dance craze. It began on Martian social media and then spread to the rest of the human internet via the extranet social platform Megaforum.
It is called “The Whop.”
It takes some skill to to whop quickly without losing your balance, and videos of skilled whoppers dancing in increasingly ridiculous and inconvenient locations has plagued the human internet for years now. It has a resurgence every time a new bubble of human space discovers and spreads it.
There is also a two-person version of The Whop:
Two-person whopping is extremely popular among children, much to the dismay of their elders. If you don’t pay attention and keep time with the other party, it’s extremely easy to slap them square in the face. Video compilations of people getting injured while whopping abound. School nurses have seen many victims of the viral dance, sent in with bruises and bloodied noses after whopping too hard.
In honour of this blog being marked as nsfw:
if you nut in the game you nut in real life
Like, as a general rule, or me specifically?
That’s what the kobolds under the table are for
commission for @dragongirlsnout !








